No one will purchase a new Chevrolet.
Though rebates, incentives and good vibes were offered,
The people refused to be hoodwinked and haltered.
We looked at the Volt and were slightly offended,
Then looked at the price in the tax dollars tended.
"No Volt" and "Buy Ford" we repeated and screamed,
And the Volt sales just stopped; their sales numbers creamed.
A lesson from US to His Highness, King O,
Stop trying to snow us. You know where you can go...